“The bird a nest
the spider a web
the human a friendship.”
-William Blake
A friend is a person that you like, know, and can trust.
So, this one goes out to all of my buddies/ chums/ amigos/ pals/ companions/ comrades/ and some special acquaintances.
By the way, all of these are going to be anonymous because some people don’t like having their names on the internet for everybody to see(like your name is SO important), and it also makes it fun for those you know me personally because you can guess which one is you! Isn’t that fun? But, if you are lame, you can e-mail me for
the “answers”(if that’s what you would call them). But, yeah, e-mail;; psychocrazy13@msn.com
#1.
Wow, I even had good taste when I was three years old because that’s when I decided, well, we decided to be friends forever. I don’t remember the day I met you in preschool, and I’m not sure how I remembered who you were when we found each other again in middle school, but what I do know is that you are my friend. I love you, kiddo.
#2.
You are a really “neat” person. You are the strawberry cupcakes for my fat kid. I can’t remember conversations being interesting before you came along. If you can’t guess who you are by now, that’s sad. Really sad. HeyZeus(jesus), I love you, and you say you hate me all the time, but I know, if you dig waaaay down into your heart, you really only greatly dislike me. And that’s a start.
#3.
So, I’ve known you since middle school. You happen to be like the ONLY person I ever remember meeting. You asked me for my autograph after you saw me in a video on the broadcast. You are uber awesome, and I know one day, hopefully soon, we WILL make that giant Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. And maybe we can make more money by bugging Gary. :]
#4.
Wow, so you, I’ve only known you this year, but we have become the best of friends. We are both aware that Donna has no penis, and that pie is the greatest word ever. We have watched snails and slugs *makes pelvic thrusting motion and raises eyebrows*. And that little bear, the one with the blue shirt, he’s really dirty.
#5.
I can’t believe I used to like you, it seems so silly. But what can I say, I was a stupid little freshman. I like it better the way things are now. Do you remember the black guy, in the wheelchair, with the nitro tanks? I do.
#6.
You are my favorite freshman, and once me and #4 get married, I will be your cousin. :] Aren’t you just bursting with excitement? I am. And after we are cousins, we will steal #2’s iPod and listen to Panic until our ears bleed.
If you aren’t on here right now, and chances are, you probably aren’t, check it out later-er because I’m done typing now, and I’ll add more later-er. (Were there too many commas in that last sentence? I think so.)
